Thursday, July 29, 2010

No This is NOT a Love Story

Rabies Love SHOULD NEVER be mistaken for love story material...rather a manual for what to stay away from!
If you met that person and blindly entered into that "Rabbid Hot Mess" that I described in my last blog you will have a period of BLISS not regular "Wow I met this really nice guy/girl that I could see myself with.." No this is drug like euphoria that will literally take over rational reasoning capabilities!
Now it is possible to happen before sex.. but chances are this BLISS state will occur after the first sexual encounter.
Caution! Rabies Sex will not even resemble any other sex you will have tried before..It will be the "Perfect P" now that "P" can go either way. Guys usually are infected with RabiesLove instantaneously after their "Perfect P" moment. Ladies... you are not immunized to the "Perfect P" senerio. If you are reading this and proclaim that you don't even understand the term "Perfect P" well then, I am sorry. You are either a virgin or maybe... you have only encountered one penis in your life.
NOW everyone will have a different response to the presentation of the "Perfect P" I know some women who have told me that they cried the orgasm was so intense or maybe you have never had multiple orgasms before you met this "Perfect P". Guys describe the "Perfect P" as the hottest sex ever the "P" that years later, they compare all other sexual partners too.
This is a VITAL time! YOU CANNOT confuse the ACTUAL person and the "Perfect P" if you do RABIESLOVE will engulf you.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Rabid Hot Mess

Well it has been some time now since I blogged.. but not to fear I have plenty more information to share. At first I thought that "RabiesLove" was just a southern disorder but in 2010 we have learned that no indeed people have expressed signs of this Rabid infection from east coast to west coast!
The good news is that I have recently met RabiesLove Surivors! Now let me be clear there is no cure for RabiesLove once you are infected the heart is never the same. With that being said though RabiesLove can go into remission and you will be able to move on the other "healthy" relationships.
Have you ever met someone and felt an imedidate intense connection? Literally, you two could have talked for hours after that intital meeting or...spoke two minutes either way, your heart rate increased, you felt flushed, some people claim to honestly "loose" their breath.
Beware you may be getting ready to enter into a Rabid Hot Mess!!!