You Just Can't Make A Whore... A Housewife

There is an old saying "You can't make a whore...A Housewife"
Let's see...

Phil meets Angie about 2 years ago...
Angie has a celebrity status in their hometown.... she is the town whore. Now being the town whore is not her actual career path... it is simply a hobby.

Now we are not here to pyscho analize why Angie chooses to fuck every man that shows her a hard on. That is for another day...
The fact is just simply... she is a white trash whore.

Phil is fully aware that Angie is a whore when they meet up. Actually the first time they have sex is about an hour after meeting. Phil also was fully aware that she was in a "relationship" when they had sex. They talked openly about everyone that she had slept with Phil promised he was perfectly ok with her sexual appetite.
Even with all of this knowledge.... Phil is hooked.
Like the first hit of Crack... there is no going back.

Everyone is asking WHY is he taking her out in public, Angie was never known as the girl to take home to mom.
The more people voice concern over Angie's well known repetation.... the more he is convinced that he can "change" her.
They move in together... rumors start.
Angie is fucking around.
Phil does not believe it.... they are "in LOVE" Phil lashes out to his friends and family and claims they are just jealous of the intense relationship he and Angie share.

Angie just needs to feel secure so... they elope.
Phil is certain that with the title "wife" Angie was going to evolve into the lady he wanted to believe that she was.
Angie professes that she has never loved anyone the way she loves Phil....but her vagina just requires more than one penis.
A few months after they elope... Angie fucks one of Phil's drunk friends while Phil is passed out in their bed after a party.
The friend confesses the next day overwelmed with guilt.
Phil does not believe him. Angie denies the betrayl.

The friendship is ruined and Phil looks like a fool.

One year later Angie and Phil are currently broken up due to Angie's vagina's inability to accommadate only one penis.

Phil calls his mother seeking comfort and instead she simply says "Son, what did you expect? You just can't make a whore a housewife."